RODENTS OF THE WORLD!

[Transmission contents]“This is RATS radio whispering to you from the dark beneath the boards!Word from the front line is: our beloved Band are caught in a jam tighter than a jukebox in a blackout. Those gallant troubadours of noise and sorrow march out night after night only to find themselves punching the clock for the same day’s work!All whiskers are transmitting: The boys have been DRAAGed into a time loop by the Grand Immortal Dictator himself! Now that’s a tail fit for the RATS!But don’t you fret, folks. While the big cheese sits high on his throne, the Ratsistence is hard at work below the floorboards! With every loop, we watch a little closer, learn a little more. Each performance repeated is another crack in the Dictator’s grand design - and what do RATS do best? We find the cracks: and we chew them wide open.So sink your teeth into this: it’s rumored the very belly of New Jersey a gathering will take place with papers read aloud, art, song, and theory woven together like a map of escape. Fans from all over with starry eyes, and ink stained hearts.Don’t just eat your Cheezits, pal: sign up with the Ratsistence today: we're unaffiliated, unendorsed, and gnawing at the toes of tyranny. Help us give the Dictator a real case of the jitters. AndRemember: Stay brave, stay tuned and stay strange. The R.A.T.S. are swarming in New Jersey so follow the Trail."

JOIN THE RATSISTENCE!

If you’re hearing this, you’re either one of us, or you might like to be. Stay tuned to the broadcast coming from the razor’s edge of rodent kind.[Secure your clearance - for rodents 18 years of age and older!]

Follow the trail!